Cuppa

Great, but weird, customer service. In my home village of Llanfairpwll, Anglesey (the self-styled ‘small village with the big name’ – I’ve only given you an excerpt), there is a cafe in a shop called James Pringle Weavers, right outside the station.

Me: A cup of tea, please.

Shop Assistant: Anything else?

Me: No, just the tea.

Shop Assistant: That’ll be £1.50 altogether.